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  As I walked I kept an eye on the rest of the guys and I could see them all eyeing Khloe like a hot and fresh entree that had just been delivered to their table, and what’s more, Khloe had a deep red blush to her face, and kept grinning back in their direction. Had I been had? Did these bastards go behind my back and take Khloe for themselves?

  Christian and I took our spots behind Kent, and then the violin changed to the traditional wedding march, and Anna appeared from behind a curtain, arm in arm with her dad. Kent took a small breath when she appeared and I could tell he was biting back tears. I was a bit jealous. I wanted to feel the kind of love that brings a person to tears. I wondered if I ever would. I couldn’t help but smile broadly as Anna and Kent exchanged their vows, said their I dos, and shared their first kiss as a couple. I was happy for my friend, and I truly hoped that he had a full life of love and happiness in front of him with his new bride.

  We transitioned to the enclosed tent that was the space for the reception, and once dinner had been had, I was ready to get to the bottom of everyone’s random bliss. As far as I knew, Kent and Anna were the only ones who had gotten married, so I was gonna need someone to explain to me why everyone else was wearing a shit-eating grin. As soon as I noticed Cody break away from the pack and head for the bar, I followed after him.

  “Hey there, Cody,” I greeted.

  Cody turned towards me, smiling from ear to ear. “What’s up, man? Beautiful wedding, huh?”

  “Whatever,” I spat. “Why are you so happy?”

  Cody recoiled a bit. “What?”

  “Don’t ‘what’ me. Cut the shit. Did you fuck Khloe?” I asked.

  Cody’s grin grew. “I didn’t get that far. I had a taste though. David joined me.”

  My jaw dropped. “What the fuck? Weren’t we supposed to wait until after the wedding? Did you jump Luke’s first time to get sneaky points?”

  “First of all, Luke already fucked her. You actually thought he was going to wait until after the wedding? He’s not that strong.” Cody took his drink from the bartender and I flagged the bartender down to get me one too. “Second of all,” Cody continued, “this isn’t really about the points.”

  “What? Of course it’s about the points. That’s the whole plan we made.” The bartender dropped my drink and Cody and I found an unused table to sit down at. “What do you mean it’s not about the points?”

  “Have you actually talked to Khloe?” Cody asked. “She’s pretty astounding.”

  I’d had the passing conversation with her, but on the whole she avoided me. Apart from our isolated incident in the grocery store, I couldn’t have an extended conversation with Khloe even if I wanted to.

  “So what are you saying? You like her or something?”

  Cody tilted his head and stared off into space. “I could see being with her.” He looked back at me. “And if you ask me, Luke’s head over heels. He probably has been since high school. He was just an idiot who felt like he had to be with the head cheerleader because he was the head football player.”

  “That makes sense, but how do the other guys feel? Christian didn’t sound like he knew,” I said.

  Cody nodded over his head. “David was in charge of telling him.” I looked over Cody’s shoulder back towards the table of groomsmen and Christian’s jaw was on the table. He must have just had the news broken to him as well.

  “Well fuck!” I hissed. “How could you all leave me out of all the fun? The fucking accountant gets some before me?”

  “Bram?” Cody said. “I don’t think he’s actually gotten any yet. I could be wrong though. No one’s really keeping score.” That let me know that the guys felt differently about this one. In the past, we’d meticulously kept score; now suddenly Cody’s saying it’s not about the points, and Bram’s looking like he won the lottery just because he knows? I must have missed something for sure. “Look, just calm down. Get through the wedding, and then we’re all gonna meet up for a late night drink at the bar, Khloe included.”

  “Oh, I’m fucking there.” I picked up my drink and stomped away from Cody. “Cheating assholes.” I heard Cody snicker as I walked away.

  The rest of the wedding passed at a snail’s pace. I was hoping to corner Khloe at some point and see if I could get a taste of what Cody was talking about, but she was in full ‘wedding planner’ mode. Tending to Anna and Kent, chatting up guests, and making sure that everything went off without a hitch. She wasn’t alone for a second the entire reception, and it wasn’t until the wedding was over that I was able to get her alone. She left the reception right away after checking out with the tentist, and then made her way directly for the lounge. The rest of the guys were lollygagging getting out, so I took the opportunity to follow after Khloe. As she got into the lounge, I walked in after her and tapped her gently on the shoulder.

  She turned around and offered me a warm smile. “Oh, hey Old Man.”

  I loved hearing her use my nickname. When the other guys used it, it annoyed me and even felt kind of demeaning, but when Khloe used it, it turned me on. “Hey there, young lady.” Khloe wrinkled her nose, it looked adorable, but she seemed annoyed. “What’s wrong? Second guessing being passed around?”

  Her eyes widened. “What?”

  “I know that you slept with Luke, and let Cody and David have a taste too. We have a history of sharing women, so are you officially flipping the sign to ‘open?’”

  Khloe scoffed. “You’re a bastard. Are you trying to sabotage your friends? No wonder I didn’t like you.” She started to push past me, but I held out my arm to stop her. “Let me go.”

  “Is that why you hate me? Because you think I’m a bastard and a bad friend?” I asked.

  “I hate you because everything is always a game to you when it comes to me. You treat me like a little girl and every thing that has anything to do with me, you don’t take it seriously,” Khloe explained with fury in her voice. “I don’t need to sit here and be demeaned by you, so I’ll go.”

  I put my arm out and stopped Khloe again. All the women I’d dealt with in the past just sort of let me do what I want, but Khloe was feisty. She stood up for herself, I liked it. “Whoa, whoa, whoa.” Khloe glared at me and I took my arms off of her. “Just, I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to come off that way. I’m so used to being the ‘old man’ of the group, that I treat everyone like some kid younger than me. Plus, my first wife left me because I never take anything seriously, so…”

  “You’re probably not a total ass,” Khloe said. “You just need to communicate better.”

  “Yeah, communicating isn’t my strong suit,” I said with a chuckle. “Maybe the right girl could set me straight though.”

  I was beginning to see what Cody was talking about. Khloe was like a vortex. Just being near her can get you sucked in. She made me want to figure out how to be a better man. If I was making her feel demeaned and like a child, I was mad at myself for it. I only wanted to give her good emotions.

  “I’m not in the business of teaching grown ass men how to be grown ass men,” Khloe spat, and it shot straight to my dick. All the sentimental stuff aside, Khloe was hot as hell. “But if you’re willing to try and figure it out for yourself, I can exercise more patience with you.”

  I smiled. “That’s all I can ask of you.” I took a step forward and put a hand on the side of her neck. “Can you forgive me?”

  Khloe made an expression like she was still pissed, but then broke suddenly into a smile. “I suppose so.”

  I leaned down and pressed my lips against hers. She leaned into me and the sweetness of her coiled around me and made me never want to let go. In an instant I realized I was in trouble; that we all were. A sharp whistle split the air in half and I pulled away on reflex and looked over my shoulder. Luke was standing there with his hands in his pockets and the rest of the groomsmen behind him.

  “Looks like you got started without us.” He took a step forward. “She’ll tell you flat out I’m her
favorite, right?” He winked at her.

  Khloe scoffed and rolled her eyes. “I’m not standing here while you measure dicks.” She parted us like the red sea and made her way back towards the entrance of the lounge. “I’m tired, so I’m going to my room.”

  “Can I come with you?” Christian called after her.

  Khloe looked back over her shoulder as she was walking away, laughed, and gave a little wink, and then disappeared from sight.

  We were definitely in trouble. That girl already had us wrapped around her finger, and the worst part about it was, she knew it.

  18

  Christian

  I was beginning to wonder how long we were going to pretend Khloe was just some woman we were playing pool and sharing drinks with, and get to what we all knew we wanted. It was easy for Luke, Christian, and David, they'd already had a piece, but the rest of us were starving.

  "Christian," Khloe's voice interrupted my thoughts. "Your go."

  I looked at her for a minute. Her breasts spilling out over the top of her low v-cut shirt, her ass teasing me from under her tight jean shorts, her navel just barely peeking out from under the fabric. She was too much of a temptation to resist anymore.

  "I have a better idea."

  I started shoving all of the pool balls into the closest pocket, eliciting complaints from Khloe and all the rest of the guys when the table was clear, I walked over to Khloe, placed one arm behind her back, and one under her knees, and lifted her off the floor bridal style. I set her down flat on the pool table, snatched up one of the glasses of booze from the table's edge and poured the contents across her shirt. She gasped, but the wetness revealed her breasts exactly as I hoped it would. I then pushed up the base of her shirt, poured another glass' contents into her belly button and then licked my way across her sweet flesh to the gin awaiting me. I slurped up the liquid and Khloe let out a light moan.

  "I like this idea," Mason said. He stepped up to the table and did a body shot of his own, using his hand to squeeze one of Khloe's big boobs.

  We took turns taking body shots off of Khloe until she was trembling and whining out for more. I lifted her off the table and pulled her close to me and then I set my lips on hers and started to kiss her. Luke closed in on her from behind and started to rub her ass while kissing the back of her neck. Khloe linked her arms behind my neck and leaned into the feeling of Luke and I each kissing and teasing her skin.

  Luke lifted his head to Khloe’s ears. “Are you sure you want to do this with all of us?”

  Khloe nodded. “More than you know. Merry Christmas to me.”

  Luke chuckled and locked eyes with me, and we knew it was showtime. I looked over one shoulder at David and he walked over to where we were standing, and then looked over my other shoulder at Mason, Cody, Brett, and Bram and they nodded. It was a silent moment of understanding between all of us. Luke, David, and I were up to bat first and then the others would get their turn. We took Khloe to the elevator to head up to David and I’s room. Even on the journey up to the room, we couldn’t keep our hands off of her. When the elevator doors closed, Luke latched onto Khloe’s lips, I started to squeeze and massage her breasts, and David reached down to rub her awaiting pussy. Khloe mewled with pleasure as we worked her from all angles, and when the elevator doors opened on our floor, it was difficult to get her to calm down enough to get to the room.

  “We’re all going to fuck you,” Luke growled to Khloe, pushing her down onto the hotel bed. He settled down over her and pulled her t-shirt over her head and then pulled her jeans down off of her legs. She was wearing a sexy, burgundy lace bra and thong. She was staring at Luke with nothing but lust in her eyes, and it was clear she was ready to be handled by all of us.

  Luke started to act as if he was going to pull her underwear off, but I grabbed his shoulder to stop him. “Leave those on.”

  Luke backed out of my way as I crawled up onto the bed and released myself from my pants. I rubbed Khloe’s cheek and turned her face towards me and she eagerly took me into her mouth. She hummed as she wrapped her mouth around my cock and I let out my own moan as her hot, wet throat sucked me in. Luke pushed aside the fabric of her thong and began to rub her clit.

  “That’s good, baby,” he praised. “Suck him off while I prepare your ass for David.”

  Khloe looked down at Luke as best she could with my dick in her mouth and nodded. Luke then set to work fingering her pussy to keep her pleasured, while he worked a pair of lubed fingers in and out of her ass. Every single time he dove into both holes, her throat tightened around me making me weak in the knees.

  Finally, Khloe popped off of my cock and looked down at Luke. “I can’t wait anymore.” Her eyes turned to David. “Please fuck both my holes.”

  “Shit,” David huffed, taking his pants off and making his way over. “We got us a freak.”

  I repositioned so that I was standing at the head of the bed, and Khloe was on all fours. Luke slid up under her and started sucking at her breasts through the lace of her bra, while David positioned himself behind her. I watched as Luke and David each lined up to their respective holes and then pushed their way inside. Khloe had my dick in her hands, but stopped moving as they pushed in. Her face was strained with pain and pleasure; she loved being totally filled up by our three dicks.

  “Relax,” I said, rubbing her head.

  I guided her mouth back to my cock and then we set to fucking all of her holes, and Khloe was insatiable. She turned herself into a regular sex machine, pushing herself forward against my dick, and then backwards against Luke and David in a rhythmic rotation. David slapped her ass and her tongue squeezed around my dick. I grabbed the back of Khloe’s head and pushed my cock all the way down her waiting throat. She gagged on me, but didn’t back off. She squelched and sucked until my dick was as far back as it could go and then she held it there in her impossible heat. Luke slammed up into her and her body started gyrating; shaking as she came.

  “Fuck,” David said, getting himself totally buried in her ass. “I’m gonna come.”

  I nodded. “Me too.”

  “On my face.” Khloe pulled away from my dick and started to stroke it at a rapid pace with her hands. “Blow your load all over my face.”

  Shit. She sounded unbelievable talking to me like that. With her hands wrapped around me, her naughty words, and the sight of my friends plowing both her holes in front of me, my dick tightened and then I started to spurt out, splashing my seed all over her face.

  “I’m gonna come,” she warned. Having her face come on must have been a turn on for her, and David rammed into her and pulled another loud, powerful orgasm out of her.

  Luke groaned in response to Khloe slamming down against his dick to ride herself through her orgasm, and David slapped her ass and pushed himself all the way into her. They both grunted as they released inside of her with Khloe moaning through an extended orgasm. David pulled out and Luke sat trying to recover, but to my shock, Khloe climbed off of the bed, and situated herself in one of the lounge chairs. She parted the lips of her pussy while keeping her eyes on me.

  “Your turn,” she said.

  My dick was down for the count after her blow job, but I wasn’t about to deny her. I stroked it to get it back up to its full hard length, and then I took my turn in Khloe’s pussy, banging her in the chair while Luke and David watched. I didn’t have much left in me after she was done with me, but when I was finally pulling out to come all over her stomach, I had to tap out. Fortunately, her head was laid back against the back of the chair and her eyes were drifting closed. I carried her over to the bed and set her in between Luke and David. They snuggled around her and within a few seconds, they were all snoozing away.

  I went into the bathroom and took a long, hot shower. I lost track of how long I was inside, but eventually the sounds of Khloe moaning found my ears. I turned the water off and walked out of the bathroom and saw her spit roasted on the bed between Mason and Brett. Mason had his dick shove
d down her throat, and Brett had his dick in her pussy and a bright, pink dildo vibrating inside her ass. She was screaming with pleasure, even with her mouth stuffed up by Mason. I wanted to join in, but I would need longer to recover than our apparent energizer bunny. I was going to head into the other room to try and get some sleep when I noticed Luke sitting on the couch watching Mason, Brett, and Khloe with a confused look on his face.

  Khloe looked over at him and he let out a light gasp.

  “You good?” I asked.

  Luke stood up from the couch. “I gotta go.” He raced past me and out of the hotel room without another word.

  19

  Cody

  I was thrilled when I finally got the text that it was my turn to take our new lover for a spin. I smacked Bram awake and told him we were up and he was out of bed quicker than I’d ever seen the man move in his life. I dipped into my room briefly to grab the emergency items I’d purchased after the rehearsal dinner, and we made our way to Christian and David’s room, the apparent epicenter of Khloe’s orgy.

  When we got to the door, I motioned for Bram to stay outside for a second and then I walked in. When I rounded the corner, and she was laying on the bed, stark naked, with Mason and Brett passed out on either side of her. When I walked in, her face lit up. “Oh good,” she said with a smile. “I wrung these two out, but I’m not done yet.”

  She was like an evil witch in disguise from a fantasy movie. She fooled us with her faux-innocence and pretending like we were the big, bad groomsmen treating the poor innocent princess badly. In reality, she was a queen atop her throne, sifting her way through her concubines until she was fully satisfied, and I got the sense that level of satisfaction would be hard to reach. I had something lined up for her though, something bound to knock the wind out of her sails.